Trash Magic turns one deadpan raccoon into a tiny back-alley sorcerer, complete with a purple hat, cape, floating fish skeleton, and sparkles that suggest something deeply questionable just became sacred.
The stare is the whole spell. Blank, serious, mildly confused, and somehow fully committed to the ritual.
A strong pick for raccoon people, trash goblins, animal humor fans, and anyone with a healthy respect for cursed leftovers.
Wear it like you found power in the dumpster and decided not to ask questions.
- Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees
- Made from ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit designed for everyday wear
- Ribbed knit collar and reinforced shoulders for lasting structure
- Dual side seams help maintain shape over time
- Printed neck label for tag-free comfort and a clean branded finish
- Made in WRAP-certified facilities
Comfortable, durable, and built to be worn on repeat.
- Use a mild detergent
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) on a gentle cycle, turned inside out
- Air dry for longevity, or tumble dry on low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not use bleach
- Do not use fabric softeners
- Do not dry clean
Care note: Print longevity depends on washing and wear. Following care instructions helps preserve print quality.
Free Economy shipping on orders $60+. Orders under $60 ship Economy for $5. We currently ship only within the United States.
Each item is made to order, so we can’t accept change-of-mind returns or exchanges for ordering the wrong size, color, or design. If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or misprinted, report it within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.
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